John Mayer’s bulge, 3×5?

John Mayer bulge, trouser snake stylee The song title “3×5” by inoffensive singer John Mayer is curious. Is he giving us some of his stats? That is as long as he’s talking flaccid, otherwise we’d be disappointed. Or is there some boring cryptic song writer meaning, like he’s talking about photo sizes? Well probably the latter, but hey we can have fun and pretty much derive any meaning from some lyrics if we so want. What is he saying when he pleads “Don’t hold your love over my head?”
John Mayer bulge, pointy stylee
But enough of the preamble, John Mayer. What’s he got going on in his pants?

The photo above shows Mayer not at all afraid to show some trouser snake, and boy does that thing snake. Is he excited by his lady friend? We’ve also got this bulge shot to the right, where there seems to be some pointy protuberance going on.

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Click the comments link to leave us your thoughts.

  • Yummy! Granted he is kinda psycho stalkerish in person…

  • Anonymous

    i would love to suck that cock then he could suck mine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Anonymous

    is he always that horny

  • Anonymous

    daayum. i would suck that cock and make him suck mine. i would butt f*ck that man.

  • Anonymous

    He so UGLY>>>>!