Cristiano Ronaldo in swimming trunks

Christiano Ronaldo cock bulge in swimming trunks How’d this happen? Our plan was to show bulges which were a little less blatant. But really, it’d be a shame not to kick off our glorious expedition without a shot of Manchester United soccer play Cristiano Ronaldo showing us his goods. These pics are doing the rounds, and we didn’t want to be left behind like the fat kid at gym practice.

A Socialite’s Life had a mag scan back in June 05 which showed Ronaldo seemingly packing it in his pants, and they thought it was “sufficiently stuffed”. But now Ronaldo has upped the ante, and the site has more pictures (in addition to the one left) of Ronaldo bulging on the boat. Is this an attempt to convince us he’s all real? Will the folks at A Socialite’s Life be won round? Or will Ronaldo be “caught unawares” for some more bulging pics in the future? Time will tell.

If you’re worried we’re treating him too much like a piece of meat, don’t worry. There is more to him than his nice body and underwear activity. One person posting at A Socialite’s Life jumped to his defence. Well, with one small caveat. “Not only is he cute, well could use some dental work, but he’s a great player.”


  • Lee

    WOW! 😮 I had no idea! I wonder how old he is.

  • Anonymous

    Lovin’ the bulge on him… Great work, keep it up if its going to be like this!!!

  • Anonymous

    he’s 20.
    and he got his dental work done:
    http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b253/for_blog7/5572624918ap.jpg

    😉

  • xXxI*Love*RonaldoxXx

    hiya xxxx i thnk dat cristiano is stunnin an e is da best footie player eva !!!!! e iz stunnin an gt a nice smile an a 6pac xxxx biggest fan eva jess

  • Anonymous

    adiilah said…
    he’s a hunk. everything match with him and he’s a great footballer. he’s the best

  • Anonymous

    he’s a hunk i love himxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
    he’s the best. wish he coud do good in the world cup next year and in man und

  • Anonymous

    chaz,
    he is hot as fuck i love him..hes jus so gorgoes and a gr8 footie player i watch man-u just 4 him lol 😀 god u gotta love him..i didnt realise da size of his buldge tho lol bloody hell ..hehe hes a stunner x x x x x x x

  • Anonymous

    wow hes so fit i just love him aaawwwwwwwww hes so cute eeemmm i wish i had him lots of kisses for him xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

  • Ewe

    Ronaldo jest fajny 😉

  • Anonymous

    I want Ronaldo IN ME!!

  • Anonymous

    wow ronaldo , is huge cock , the bulge is biggest

  • Anonymous

    wow…i wonder where this guy is..just the look of him..its like having a 1 ful meal..

  • Anonymous

    Check out Perez Hilton archives for a sweet picture of him in wet boxer briefs getting out of his pool. OK we don’t see his sweet cock in that pic but does anyone mind taking a look at his sweet ass? I swear he’s got the sweetest ass I’ve ever seen on a man!!! Holy shit yo!

  • Anonymous

    he is such a fuckin stud. I want to suck that dick right now. His ass his pretty hot too. Damn, shit I want to suck him real hard

  • Anonymous

    Oh dam he is so fucking hot look how he grabs his dick…HOT

  • greenpark

    i always loved him he is so sexy and gay

  • As a Kiwi I am a rugby man of course, but after seeing these pictures of Ronaldo, I am now going to follow the round ball game and in particular Ronaldo and Manchester United in that order.

  • Anonymous

    for a taste of thai would be willing to sit through a football match mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

  • Anonymous

    he's really hot
    i would love to kiss that bulge n lick his perfect balls

  • Anonymous

    Mmm!
    Id suck his balls and dick anytime.
    I want him to fuck me hardddd

  • Anonymous

    What a cock bulge! Suckable.

  • Anonymous

    I heard he is uncut