Mario Lopez: when all else fails, show your bulge

Mario Lopez was a bit too goofy in “Saved By The Bell”, and quite honestly Mark-Paul Gosselaar was a damn site hotter back than. But things change. Mark-Paul is still hot, but Mario went and grew some sex appeal.

What helped was photoshoots like the one below. If that ain’t homoerotic-come-fuck me photography, we don’t know what is. We also like the photo to the right where, if you take your eyes from his bulging biceps for a moment, you can see he’s bulging elsewhere too.

But he’s been a bit low-profile in recent years, and A Socialite’s Life reckons that Eva Longoria has been trying to help raise his profile by appearing with him in public. Aww, how sweet of her, going out with a guy for his benefit.

The visitor comments then make for interest reading, with a flurry of ‘is he gay or not’ chatter.

We’d like to think he is. And he did appear on “Nip/Tuck” as a gay man at least. And he got naked. Oh yes. You can check out his fine ass over Dlisted. If you want to see a video of him shirtless and skipping (and we all know what bounces around when a guy with a nice cock skips) check out YouTube. And finally there are pics of him looking very buff indeed at OMG. We want him all to ourselves. Every inch of him.

  • kevin

    He is a kind of hot! But you should have had pics of him when he played Greg Louganis in a tv movie. Mario Lopez can really fill out a Speedo!!!
    Nice crotch and a great ass!!!

  • Anonymous

    LOVE the black and white shot. Looks like he has a monster waiting to get out!!

  • Anonymous

    I haved loved him since he had the bi-level on Saved by the Bell. There were some shows where he was wearing biker shorts and damn you could see he was loaded. He could cum my way any day!

  • Anonymous

    he can bend me over anytime and fuck and i mean fuck me silly then i will lick all the cum out of that big white dick give it to me mario

  • Steve

    I think I spent a good three years watching old “Saved By the Bell”” reruns for moments when Zack and Slater were alone together in the locker room! Chickeny Mark-Paul and Mario made for great jackoff material. I don’t like them half as much all pumped up withh steroids.

  • Anonymous

    sexxxxxxxxxxy!!!!!!!wooooooow

  • Anonymous

    1st things 1st he is quite the honey, the body, the sweety smile, and that ass oh my GOD! 2nd the guy is NOT^ gay. I thought as gay guy we want to be treated like being is normal so why is it any guy that plays a gay man or seems comfortable with the masculinity (which is what want want right???) gets the label. As a buudy of mine says “It’s never the ugly guys who get the He’s gay thingy” hmmmm. More ass Mario PLEZ!

  • Anonymous

    I would really like trhe know how big his cock really is, i know its huge but how many inches?

  • Anonymous

    if icam meet mario lopez ilike to know how big he penis is

  • gerson

    can you send me mario lopez naked pics

  • Anonymous

    he can take me over his knee and spank me hard anyday. esp. over my trunks

  • Anonymous

    an0nym0us says 0h mari0 i just want t0 sleep with u and u can put that fat c0ck in my m0uth n butt anyday

  • Anonymous

    Great jackoff material.

  • Anonymous

    I love the fact that he's not circumsized, he said it in Ellen's show

  • Anonymous

    too bad he is not circumcised. even on a hotty like mario a uncut cock is gross

  • Sorry so many guys think uncircumcised is gross, just sent them my way, I love uncut men, and love to feel them in my mouth as I suck them.

  • Anonymous

    he is hot as hell and i would so let him have his way with me

  • Anonymous

    i want to fuck him all day long

  • Anonymous

    he drives me crazy,gorgeous,rock hard body and ass.his cock is so big and thick.love to have hot passionate sex with him and rock his world.

  • Anonymous

    arrgh… i always imagine that mario lopez fucks me 2hours without stop.. i think y booner is getting bulge..