Wowser, Cole Hauser!

Cole Hauser, easterly-pointing bulge So, did you think the only lump of muscle in “Pitch Black” was Vin Diesel?

You were wrong.

We present to you exhibit B, Cole Hauser, who like most characters ended up as beasty food. He has what seems to be a large weapon attached to him, and a gun strapped to his leg (God we should have written for “Frasier”).

It would seem quite clear that Cole dresses to the right. His right that is. So is that to the left? Who cares, you can his bulge quite clearly.

But what’s happened to him since? Somehow between “Pitch Black” and “The Cave” he’s got a little less ginger and a whole lot older. We don’t like it.

  • Anonymous

    Loving the white top underneath… I think that look is very hot… Bulge looks a bit weird on a nerd dressed as a policeman though…

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  • anonymous, I agree. It’s Cole’s hottest look.

    david, thank you.

  • Anonymous

    he could do me so hard

  • Anonymous

    i’d love to get my hands on that bulge. mmmm boy.

  • Anonymous

    i’d totally bend over for him, and let him do me hard and rough. DAMN.

  • Anonymous

    bro….FUCK ME.

  • Anonymous

    OH fuck yes. lose the clothes, put on a nice sexy leather jacket….JUST that rub his cock on the leather. Bend me over and fuck me raw dude. i bet his cock is huge; nice and thick. mmmm.

  • Anonymous

    every time i come back to this pic i get so turned on. cole hauser can fuck me raw any day. just a leather jacket and some biker boots and bend me over his harley. shove his thick long hard cock in me and make me cry. then cum all over my face and i’ll lick it all off the leather. mmmmmm.

  • Anonymous

    hey anonymous. sounds like we could get along in the bedroom. leave one here if you’re interested (that’s also open to anyone). we could have fun.

  • Looking for the same anonymous, I am a bottom wanting/needing a man to take me and forcefully make me scream in ecstacy. over and over and over. Shooting hot load after hot load all over me and about the room.

  • Anonymous

    wow ..miam miam .. big bulge