Ronaldo took 68% of the vote (almost 69, but we were denied a cheap joke). John Mayer came a well-deserved second but way behind with 18%. Somewhat disappointing considering his trouser snake is so impressive. Marlon Brando came third with 6%, Cole Hauser fourth with 5% and Jamie Bamber last with just 3% (but then we admit his pecs were more impressive in the pics).
Expect another poll soon! For now, check out the winning bulge.